Toyota recall casts doubt on internal combustion engine. Sceptics assert, “Sure our cars move, but they’ve always moved. No-one can say for sure it’s engines causing them to move. These are normal automative cycles. Or it’s the sun. Cosmic rays. Or something.”
Windows 7 revealed as a “gigantic con” and a “conspiracy to transfer wealth from hardworking taxpayers to a tiny, unaccountable global elite”. Personal computing now lies under a cloud of doubt and suspicion.
6 year old girl acknowledges error and says sorry, but remains in indefinite time-out. “I mean, this is just the wrongdoing we know about,” say the girl’s parents. “What other crimes and misdeeds is she hiding? We just can’t let her out of her room until she owns up to the Kennedy assassination, the evils of Stalin’s Russia, and the whole Big Brother phenomenon. And that’s just for starters.”
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